hello no one !

so apparently i write to myself , due to know one has blogspot ..
totally stole the idea from lea morrison .
but her blogs are dumb !
lea thinks shes so amazing ..
but shes not !! ...
she makes up imaginary people & lies
and gets mad when people confront her about her lying & imaginary friends .

i love lea morrison ! .. chicken tacos ..


mysti jones is my friend from 7th grade ..
she dates short men with midgetism .
mysti used to take roids !!
now she regualr ..
theres a lot of nice things i can say about her ...
but ..
cant think of any at the moment =]

i <3 mysti jones !

you haitian !

apparently if you want to insult a non haitian you call them a haitian !
you haitian ! are you haitian ? you look like a haitian ! all insults .. apparently it doesnt work w other races as much .

Examples ;
insult ; you haitian !
reaction ; nigga your mommas a haitian .

insult ; are you haitian ?
reaction ; ( stank look ) noooooo !! are you haitian !? why the fuck would you think im haitian !?

insult ; you look like a haitian !
reaction ; nigga you look like a fucking haitian ! .. dont call me haitian .


insult ; you cuban !
reaction ; ok ???!

insult ; are you cuban ?
reaction ; no !? .. is it because i have nice hair?

insult : you look like a cuban !
reaction ; really? .. is that a compliment ? .. its my hair isnt it : )


say no to being haitian !
you know your a haitian when ..

* You point at things and people with your lips
* You have either Jean or Marie placed somewhere in your name...
* The US is made up of only three cities: Miami, New York , Boston.
* Your living room couches are covered with plastic.

i heart haitians . <3